Well, almost four (4) years later, one major publication got wind of font rendering issues in Adobe products. That is, if you want to work with OS X-generated documents using Postscript-flavored OpenType fonts inside Adobe’s world domination scheme aka PDF.
Does this change anything? Probably not. But at least I don’t look like a total crank anymore. Lonely and unloved, boozing too much while getting riled up on things 99.999% of the local populace doesn’t care a flying fuck about. While my customers do. Yours too, probably, otherwise you wouldn’t read this.
You rock, Adobe!